PAYTON’S PREDICTIONS: Time’s Up Day! | Johnjay and Rich

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Forgive you? They’ll consider it… but not before dragging you for filth first. Aries isn’t one to dwell too long on grudges—they’ve got things to do, people to see, and chaos to cause. If you apologize fast enough, they’ll be over it before you even hit send. Just don’t make it awkward, okay?

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Ummm… Taurus holds onto grudges like it’s their favorite blanket. You can try to make things right, but they’re always going to bring it up at the most random times. Forgiveness? Maybe. But don’t be surprised if they mention that one time you messed up… like, forever.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Geminis forgive you, then they don’t, then they do again, and honestly, it’s a rollercoaster. One minute, they’re DMing you memes, the next minute they’ve ghosted you. If you catch them on a good day, they might forgive, but prepare for some serious shade first.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Cancers want to forgive you, but first, you’re getting a TED Talk on their emotions. They’ll probably cry about it too. If you hug it out and validate their feelings, congrats, you’re forgiven.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Leo is like, “I’ll forgive you… after you publicly declare how amazing I am.” They don’t hold onto grudges, but they want to be praised for letting you off the hook. Post that apology on your IG story and you’re good to go!

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Virgo’s like, “I forgive you, but let’s just go over every single detail of what you did wrong.” You’ll need to sit through a full analysis of your mistakes before they can even think about forgiving you. And yes, they’re taking notes for next time.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Libras forgive too easily, honestly. They just want to keep the peace. But don’t be fooled—if you cross them again, they’ll keep it cute, but internally, they’re weighing the pros and cons of never texting you back. Forgive, yes. Forget? Not so much.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Scorpio forgives no one. Ever. JK… kinda. They’ll forgive if they really care about you, but just know that deep down, they’re still side-eyeing you forever. Don’t expect any second chances, though—you get one, and you better make it count!

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Sagittarius doesn’t have time for drama. They’ll forgive you before you even know you messed up, then forget about it just as quickly. They’re already booking flights to their next adventure, so don’t expect them to stick around for an apology tour.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Capricorn’s all business, baby. They’ll forgive you, but expect a full PowerPoint presentation on how you can be better next time. They won’t waste time on grudges—time is money, and they’ve got goals to crush. Do better, and maybe they’ll give you another shot.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Aquarius is like, “I forgive you, but this has me thinking about the deeper meaning of forgiveness in the cosmic sense.” You’ll be forgiven, but only after a weirdly philosophical convo about the human condition and the universe. Just nod along and you’ll be fine.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Pisces will forgive you after a long cry sesh and a playlist of sad songs. They want to let go, but they’re also writing a novel about how much you hurt them. Forgiveness is coming, but it’s wrapped up in a lot of feels. Prepare for an emotional rollercoaster.